Post by GreenSpark on Oct 11, 2010 18:28:21 GMT -5
Randy Orton is in the ring. Out from the back comes CM Punk, and he slides in. They begin brawling. From the crowd comes Justin Gabriel, who joins in the attack on Orton. The two-on-one attack leaves Randy Orton down on the mat, hurt.
Match One
Abyss vs Triple H
Abyss takes a headbutt from Triple H. Triple H throws Abyss into the barbed wire! HHH slams Abyss down. Back elbow connects, Abyss staggers backward. Abyss reverses a Triple H hammerlock. Abyss throws HHH into the barbed wire! Abyss hits a bulldog off the ropes. Abyss misses a clothesline. Big piledriver on Abyss. Lariat, apparently HHH thinks he is Stan Hansen. Abyss reverses a hip toss. Abyss uses a forearm to the face. HHH counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Rude Awakening on Abyss by HHH. Triple H throws Abyss into the barbed wire...and he goes over, getting hung by the wire!! HHH pulls him back into the ring, then makes the cover and gets the three count over a bloody opponent. Triple H goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Ink, Inc. are backstage. I know i'm supposed to be reviewing this, but the phone rang, and i missed this segment. I think they They wanted to rip into Flaming Youth. Yeah, thanks for taking up a segment for that.
Match Two
Brian Kendrick vs The Miz
FIRST FALL: Big clothesline on Kendrick. Spear by The Miz. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Kendrick blocks a kick from The Miz. Dropkick connects...The Miz goes down like a skanky hooker. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. 1 - 2 - kick out. Springboard dropkick from Brian Kendrick...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Hard back suplex on The Miz. The Miz blocks a kick from Brian Kendrick. Kendrick walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. The Miz blasts Kendrick with a crap kick. 1 - 2 - 2.999 The Miz slams Brian Kendrick down. Kendrick takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back...like a drunk at 2am...hell, like ME at 2am in the morning. Kendrick counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on The Miz. Vicious kick to the teeth from Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - 3. Brian Kendrick pinned The Miz. SECOND FALL: Kendrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Brian Kendrick strikes The Miz. The Miz takes a flying neckbreaker from Brian Kendrick. Flying elbow from Brian Kendrick. Brian Kendrick misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. The Miz with a spinning neckbreaker on Kendrick. The Miz hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kendrick counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kendrick crushes The Miz with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Back heel kick off the second rope, The Miz goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kendrick drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. The Miz hits a crap missile dropkick on Kendrick. 1 - 2 - 3. The Miz defeats Kendrick. THIRD FALL: Dropkick connects...The Miz goes down like a skanky hooker. The Miz, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Kick from The Miz to the leg. I guess Kendrick hasn't got a leg to stand on...or something. Eh, screw it. The Miz whips Kendrick into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Kendrick walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Cover, but there's no one to count for The Miz. Brian Kendrick, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on The Miz. Super frankenthingy on The Miz, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cool looking suplex on The Miz. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kendrick only gets knees on a splash. Massive backbreaker, Kendrick got planted. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Brian Kendrick fights out of a grapple. The Miz gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Kendrick. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. END OF BOUT. The Miz is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is.
Brian Kendrick is backstage. He hyped himself up, talking about what he was going to do.
Match Three
Ink, Inc. vs Flaming Youth vs Rated RKO
Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Jesse Neal. Big piledriver on McIntyre. Randy Orton hits a double axehandle off the table onto McIntyre. Gabriel gets a face-full of ladder. Shannon crushes Orton with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Shannon walks into a slam. Edge uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Shannon. Flaming Youth hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. DDT from the top rope by Justin Gabriel....holy crap, that was sweet. Full nelson on Jesse Neal...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Shannon. Shannon uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Running table shot by Shannon, sending it into Gabriel. Lariat, apparently Edge thinks he is Stan Hansen. Big clothesline on McIntyre. Spear! Gabriel is down. Edge and Randy Orton climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Raven vs Batista match.
Match Four
Batista vs Raven
Batista hits Raven with a plastic dinosaur. Full nelson on Raven...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Raven blocks a kick from Batista. Raven hits some punches. Raven slams Batista down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Raven throws Batista into a shopping trolley. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Big clothesline on Batista. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Right hand from Raven. 1 - 2 - kick out. Big punch, Raven nailed Batista. They wind up back in the squared circle. Batista blocks a kick from Raven. Batista hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Raven walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Whip into an upright table by Batista. Raven, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Bodyslam by Raven. Death valley driver by Raven, Batista got planted hard...that was cool. Batista is in trouble. Raven Effect!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Raven offers a handshake to Batista...and he accepts it! No! Batista levels Raven with a cheap shot right hand! Batista spins Raven around. Batista hits the Batista Bomb! Raven has been floored after the match.
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Randy Orton vs Undertaker vs Kurt Angle match.
Match Five
Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton vs Undertaker
Armbar takedown from Kurt Angle, boring me senseless. Suplex by Angle. Undertaker elbows Kurt Angle in the face to break a hammerlock. Big clothesline on Angle. Undertaker walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kurt Angle snap suplexes Orton. Kurt Angle misses a clothesline. Undertaker \ Orton whip Angle into the corner. Undertaker whips Randy Orton in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Angle walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 3. Undertaker defeats Angle. Spear by Undertaker. Orton ducks a wild right hand. Lariat, apparently Orton thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - kick out. Orton walks into a trip. Undertaker hits a bulldog off the ropes. Randy Orton can barely stand. Tombstone! 1....2....3.
Match Six
10 Man Battle Royal
Punk uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Punk threw Austin Aries over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 1) Cena hits a right hand. Cena threw CM Punk over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 2) Chop hits Anderson...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Lifting DDT by John Cena. Thrown slam by James Storm. Cowboy tried to eliminate Rob Van Dam, who hung onto the top rope. I guess he was well hung. Bwahahahaa. RVD hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Rey Mysterio was eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 3) RVD uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Mr. Anderson got thrown over the top rope by RVD. (Elimination # 4) Armbar takedown from Jack Swagger, boring me senseless. Swagger tried to get Chris Jericho over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. John Cena fires off some right and left hands. James Storm got bundled out by Cena. (Elimination # 5) Cena gets caught with a short powerbomb from Jericho. Jericho threw John Cena over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 6) Armbar takedown from Jack Swagger, boring me senseless. Kane was eliminated by Swagger. (Elimination # 7) Full nelson on RVD...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Jericho tried to get Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Reverse DDT on RVD. Swagger tried to get Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Swagger walks into a high dropkick from Rob Van Dam. Flying shoulder tackle by RVD sends Swagger to the mat. RVD crushes Swagger with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. RVD tried to get Jack Swagger over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Jericho gets slammed. Chris Jericho got thrown over the top rope by Swagger. (Elimination # 8) Jack Swagger gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Five Star Frog Splash! Jack Swagger got eliminated by RVD.
SHOW RECAP:
Triple H beats Abyss
Brian Kendrick beats The Miz
Rated RKO beats Ink Inc and Flaming Youth
Raven beats Batista
Undertaker beats Randy Orton and Kurt Angle
RVD wins over 9 other men (Jack Swagger is the runner up and gets the title shot)
Match One
Abyss vs Triple H
Abyss takes a headbutt from Triple H. Triple H throws Abyss into the barbed wire! HHH slams Abyss down. Back elbow connects, Abyss staggers backward. Abyss reverses a Triple H hammerlock. Abyss throws HHH into the barbed wire! Abyss hits a bulldog off the ropes. Abyss misses a clothesline. Big piledriver on Abyss. Lariat, apparently HHH thinks he is Stan Hansen. Abyss reverses a hip toss. Abyss uses a forearm to the face. HHH counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Rude Awakening on Abyss by HHH. Triple H throws Abyss into the barbed wire...and he goes over, getting hung by the wire!! HHH pulls him back into the ring, then makes the cover and gets the three count over a bloody opponent. Triple H goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Ink, Inc. are backstage. I know i'm supposed to be reviewing this, but the phone rang, and i missed this segment. I think they They wanted to rip into Flaming Youth. Yeah, thanks for taking up a segment for that.
Match Two
Brian Kendrick vs The Miz
FIRST FALL: Big clothesline on Kendrick. Spear by The Miz. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Kendrick blocks a kick from The Miz. Dropkick connects...The Miz goes down like a skanky hooker. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. 1 - 2 - kick out. Springboard dropkick from Brian Kendrick...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Hard back suplex on The Miz. The Miz blocks a kick from Brian Kendrick. Kendrick walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. The Miz blasts Kendrick with a crap kick. 1 - 2 - 2.999 The Miz slams Brian Kendrick down. Kendrick takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back...like a drunk at 2am...hell, like ME at 2am in the morning. Kendrick counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on The Miz. Vicious kick to the teeth from Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - 3. Brian Kendrick pinned The Miz. SECOND FALL: Kendrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Brian Kendrick strikes The Miz. The Miz takes a flying neckbreaker from Brian Kendrick. Flying elbow from Brian Kendrick. Brian Kendrick misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. The Miz with a spinning neckbreaker on Kendrick. The Miz hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kendrick counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kendrick crushes The Miz with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Back heel kick off the second rope, The Miz goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kendrick drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. The Miz hits a crap missile dropkick on Kendrick. 1 - 2 - 3. The Miz defeats Kendrick. THIRD FALL: Dropkick connects...The Miz goes down like a skanky hooker. The Miz, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Kick from The Miz to the leg. I guess Kendrick hasn't got a leg to stand on...or something. Eh, screw it. The Miz whips Kendrick into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Kendrick walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Cover, but there's no one to count for The Miz. Brian Kendrick, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on The Miz. Super frankenthingy on The Miz, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cool looking suplex on The Miz. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kendrick only gets knees on a splash. Massive backbreaker, Kendrick got planted. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Brian Kendrick fights out of a grapple. The Miz gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Kendrick. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. END OF BOUT. The Miz is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is.
Brian Kendrick is backstage. He hyped himself up, talking about what he was going to do.
Match Three
Ink, Inc. vs Flaming Youth vs Rated RKO
Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Jesse Neal. Big piledriver on McIntyre. Randy Orton hits a double axehandle off the table onto McIntyre. Gabriel gets a face-full of ladder. Shannon crushes Orton with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Shannon walks into a slam. Edge uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Shannon. Flaming Youth hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. DDT from the top rope by Justin Gabriel....holy crap, that was sweet. Full nelson on Jesse Neal...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Shannon. Shannon uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Running table shot by Shannon, sending it into Gabriel. Lariat, apparently Edge thinks he is Stan Hansen. Big clothesline on McIntyre. Spear! Gabriel is down. Edge and Randy Orton climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Raven vs Batista match.
Match Four
Batista vs Raven
Batista hits Raven with a plastic dinosaur. Full nelson on Raven...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Raven blocks a kick from Batista. Raven hits some punches. Raven slams Batista down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Raven throws Batista into a shopping trolley. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Big clothesline on Batista. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Right hand from Raven. 1 - 2 - kick out. Big punch, Raven nailed Batista. They wind up back in the squared circle. Batista blocks a kick from Raven. Batista hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Raven walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Whip into an upright table by Batista. Raven, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Bodyslam by Raven. Death valley driver by Raven, Batista got planted hard...that was cool. Batista is in trouble. Raven Effect!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Raven offers a handshake to Batista...and he accepts it! No! Batista levels Raven with a cheap shot right hand! Batista spins Raven around. Batista hits the Batista Bomb! Raven has been floored after the match.
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Randy Orton vs Undertaker vs Kurt Angle match.
Match Five
Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton vs Undertaker
Armbar takedown from Kurt Angle, boring me senseless. Suplex by Angle. Undertaker elbows Kurt Angle in the face to break a hammerlock. Big clothesline on Angle. Undertaker walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kurt Angle snap suplexes Orton. Kurt Angle misses a clothesline. Undertaker \ Orton whip Angle into the corner. Undertaker whips Randy Orton in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Angle walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 3. Undertaker defeats Angle. Spear by Undertaker. Orton ducks a wild right hand. Lariat, apparently Orton thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - kick out. Orton walks into a trip. Undertaker hits a bulldog off the ropes. Randy Orton can barely stand. Tombstone! 1....2....3.
Match Six
10 Man Battle Royal
Punk uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Punk threw Austin Aries over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 1) Cena hits a right hand. Cena threw CM Punk over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 2) Chop hits Anderson...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Lifting DDT by John Cena. Thrown slam by James Storm. Cowboy tried to eliminate Rob Van Dam, who hung onto the top rope. I guess he was well hung. Bwahahahaa. RVD hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Rey Mysterio was eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 3) RVD uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Mr. Anderson got thrown over the top rope by RVD. (Elimination # 4) Armbar takedown from Jack Swagger, boring me senseless. Swagger tried to get Chris Jericho over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. John Cena fires off some right and left hands. James Storm got bundled out by Cena. (Elimination # 5) Cena gets caught with a short powerbomb from Jericho. Jericho threw John Cena over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 6) Armbar takedown from Jack Swagger, boring me senseless. Kane was eliminated by Swagger. (Elimination # 7) Full nelson on RVD...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Jericho tried to get Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Reverse DDT on RVD. Swagger tried to get Rob Van Dam over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Swagger walks into a high dropkick from Rob Van Dam. Flying shoulder tackle by RVD sends Swagger to the mat. RVD crushes Swagger with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. RVD tried to get Jack Swagger over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Jericho gets slammed. Chris Jericho got thrown over the top rope by Swagger. (Elimination # 8) Jack Swagger gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Five Star Frog Splash! Jack Swagger got eliminated by RVD.
SHOW RECAP:
Triple H beats Abyss
Brian Kendrick beats The Miz
Rated RKO beats Ink Inc and Flaming Youth
Raven beats Batista
Undertaker beats Randy Orton and Kurt Angle
RVD wins over 9 other men (Jack Swagger is the runner up and gets the title shot)