Post by GreenSpark on Oct 7, 2010 23:39:41 GMT -5
Match One
Batista vs The Miz
Batista takes a headbutt from The Miz. Batista gets smacked around like a bitch. Rude Awakening on Batista by The Miz. The Miz slams Batista down. Batista reverses a The Miz hammerlock. Rude Awakening on The Miz by Batista. Spear by Batista. 1 - 2 - kick out. The Miz, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Back heel kick from The Miz on Batista. 1 - 2 - kick out. Lariat, apparently The Miz thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Batista, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Batista slams The Miz. The Miz counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Back elbow connects, Batista staggers backward. Batista gets whipped into the corner by The Miz, and flips all the way over to the outside! Batista stays down on the outside, hurt. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. Batista looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Batista has lost it!
Match two
Justin Gabriel vs Kane vs Brian Kendrick
Kane walks into a high dropkick from Brian Kendrick. Big kick on Gabriel by Brian Kendrick. Kane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Rude Awakening on Brian Kendrick by Kane. Super kick by Justin Gabriel. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Second rope flying axe handle, Gabriel goes down. Gabriel counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kane \ Gabriel whip Kendrick into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Lifting DDT by Kane. Gabriel hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Gabriel drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Big backdrop on Kendrick, executed well. Kane moves in for the kill. Chokeslam! 1....2....3.
Undertaker is walking down to the ring when he spots EWR beta-tester and alleged Canadian Marty Kipp in the front row. He walks over and says hello, and they shake hands.
Match three:
John Cena vs CM Punk
Chop hits Punk...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Chop hits Punk...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Bodyslam by Cena. Big clothesline on Punk. Cena only gets knees on a splash. Big dropkick by CM Punk. Cena takes a rana from CM Punk. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cena kicks CM Punk in the gut to reverse the momentum. Full nelson on Punk...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Death valley driver by John Cena, CM Punk got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Punk reverses a waistlock. Big forearm by CM Punk, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Cena pushes out of a CM Punk hold. Thrown slam by John Cena. John Cena moves in for the kill. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena is still in the ring celebrating. CM Punk pushes the referee away. CM Punk spins Cena around. CM Punk hits the G.T.S.!
Match four:
Rated RKO vs James Storm and Undertaker
Rude Awakening on Randy Orton by Undertaker. Massive backbreaker, Orton got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Undertaker and James Storm. Cowboy \ Undertaker whip Orton into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Bodyslam by Cowboy. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Orton takes a headbutt from James Storm. Randy Orton powers out of a James Storm headlock. Lifting DDT by Randy Orton. Tag to Edge. Flying shoulder tackle by Edge sends Cowboy to the mat. Edge hits a bulldog off the ropes. James Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag between James Storm and Undertaker. Massive backbreaker, Edge got planted. Undertaker scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Undertaker slams Edge. Edge counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spear by Edge. James Storm scoops up Edge for a slam, then turns....but Undertaker accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Edge. Edge moves in for the kill. Spear!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cowboy and Undertaker remain in the ring, arguing. Undertaker looks really angry. James Storm pushes Undertaker away and walks off, looking furious.
Abyss is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was verbally abusing Triple H. Remember kids, verbal abuse is not big or clever. But it is funny.
Match five:
Mark Henry vs Triple H vs Abyss
Abyss gets smacked around like a bitch. HHH takes a headbutt from Mark Henry. Henry only gets knees on a splash. Massive backbreaker, Henry got planted. Full nelson on HHH...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lifting DDT by Mark Henry. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Abyss reverses a waistlock. Abyss hits a piledriver on Mark Henry. Spear! Abyss is down. Triple H moves in for the kill. Pedigree!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Triple H is in the ring. Abyss comes out of the crowd and attacks. Triple H is in trouble. Here it comes - Black Hole Slam. Abyss takes a chair from ringside, then comes back into the ring. He sets up Triple H and nails him with a chair shot, busting him wide open.
Main Event:
Jack Swagger vs Mr. Anderson vs Chris Jericho vs Drew McIntyre
Back suplex on Swagger. Chris Jericho with a spinning neckbreaker on Swagger. 1 - 2 - kick out. Swagger backdrops Chris Jericho out of a piledriver attempt. Tag between Jack Swagger and Mr. Anderson. Running knee lift from Mr. Anderson. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Jericho walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Rude Awakening on Chris Jericho by Anderson. Chris Jericho elbows Mr. Anderson in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag between Chris Jericho and Drew McIntyre. Massive backbreaker, Anderson got planted. Bodyslam by McIntyre. Anderson gets out the back of a Drew McIntyre bodyslam attempt. Back elbow connects, McIntyre staggers backward. Spear! McIntyre is down. Anderson tags out to Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho snap suplexes McIntyre. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Jericho held that one for ages. Chris Jericho gets whipped into the corner. McIntyre charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Jericho uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Drew McIntyre. Justin Gabriel appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him.
END OF SHOW
Batista vs The Miz
Batista takes a headbutt from The Miz. Batista gets smacked around like a bitch. Rude Awakening on Batista by The Miz. The Miz slams Batista down. Batista reverses a The Miz hammerlock. Rude Awakening on The Miz by Batista. Spear by Batista. 1 - 2 - kick out. The Miz, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Back heel kick from The Miz on Batista. 1 - 2 - kick out. Lariat, apparently The Miz thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Batista, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Batista slams The Miz. The Miz counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Back elbow connects, Batista staggers backward. Batista gets whipped into the corner by The Miz, and flips all the way over to the outside! Batista stays down on the outside, hurt. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. Batista looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Batista has lost it!
Match two
Justin Gabriel vs Kane vs Brian Kendrick
Kane walks into a high dropkick from Brian Kendrick. Big kick on Gabriel by Brian Kendrick. Kane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Rude Awakening on Brian Kendrick by Kane. Super kick by Justin Gabriel. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Second rope flying axe handle, Gabriel goes down. Gabriel counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kane \ Gabriel whip Kendrick into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Lifting DDT by Kane. Gabriel hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Gabriel drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Big backdrop on Kendrick, executed well. Kane moves in for the kill. Chokeslam! 1....2....3.
Undertaker is walking down to the ring when he spots EWR beta-tester and alleged Canadian Marty Kipp in the front row. He walks over and says hello, and they shake hands.
Match three:
John Cena vs CM Punk
Chop hits Punk...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Chop hits Punk...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Bodyslam by Cena. Big clothesline on Punk. Cena only gets knees on a splash. Big dropkick by CM Punk. Cena takes a rana from CM Punk. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cena kicks CM Punk in the gut to reverse the momentum. Full nelson on Punk...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Death valley driver by John Cena, CM Punk got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Punk reverses a waistlock. Big forearm by CM Punk, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Cena pushes out of a CM Punk hold. Thrown slam by John Cena. John Cena moves in for the kill. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena is still in the ring celebrating. CM Punk pushes the referee away. CM Punk spins Cena around. CM Punk hits the G.T.S.!
Match four:
Rated RKO vs James Storm and Undertaker
Rude Awakening on Randy Orton by Undertaker. Massive backbreaker, Orton got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Undertaker and James Storm. Cowboy \ Undertaker whip Orton into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Bodyslam by Cowboy. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Orton takes a headbutt from James Storm. Randy Orton powers out of a James Storm headlock. Lifting DDT by Randy Orton. Tag to Edge. Flying shoulder tackle by Edge sends Cowboy to the mat. Edge hits a bulldog off the ropes. James Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag between James Storm and Undertaker. Massive backbreaker, Edge got planted. Undertaker scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Undertaker slams Edge. Edge counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spear by Edge. James Storm scoops up Edge for a slam, then turns....but Undertaker accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Edge. Edge moves in for the kill. Spear!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cowboy and Undertaker remain in the ring, arguing. Undertaker looks really angry. James Storm pushes Undertaker away and walks off, looking furious.
Abyss is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was verbally abusing Triple H. Remember kids, verbal abuse is not big or clever. But it is funny.
Match five:
Mark Henry vs Triple H vs Abyss
Abyss gets smacked around like a bitch. HHH takes a headbutt from Mark Henry. Henry only gets knees on a splash. Massive backbreaker, Henry got planted. Full nelson on HHH...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lifting DDT by Mark Henry. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Abyss reverses a waistlock. Abyss hits a piledriver on Mark Henry. Spear! Abyss is down. Triple H moves in for the kill. Pedigree!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Triple H is in the ring. Abyss comes out of the crowd and attacks. Triple H is in trouble. Here it comes - Black Hole Slam. Abyss takes a chair from ringside, then comes back into the ring. He sets up Triple H and nails him with a chair shot, busting him wide open.
Main Event:
Jack Swagger vs Mr. Anderson vs Chris Jericho vs Drew McIntyre
Back suplex on Swagger. Chris Jericho with a spinning neckbreaker on Swagger. 1 - 2 - kick out. Swagger backdrops Chris Jericho out of a piledriver attempt. Tag between Jack Swagger and Mr. Anderson. Running knee lift from Mr. Anderson. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Jericho walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Rude Awakening on Chris Jericho by Anderson. Chris Jericho elbows Mr. Anderson in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag between Chris Jericho and Drew McIntyre. Massive backbreaker, Anderson got planted. Bodyslam by McIntyre. Anderson gets out the back of a Drew McIntyre bodyslam attempt. Back elbow connects, McIntyre staggers backward. Spear! McIntyre is down. Anderson tags out to Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho snap suplexes McIntyre. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Jericho held that one for ages. Chris Jericho gets whipped into the corner. McIntyre charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Jericho uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Drew McIntyre. Justin Gabriel appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him.
END OF SHOW