Post by GreenSpark on Oct 15, 2010 17:08:44 GMT -5
A video is played, hyping the Abyss vs Triple H feud.
Brian Kendrick vs Rey Mysterio
Kendrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Rey Mysterio. Mysterio crushes Kendrick with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Brian Kendrick ducks a Rey Mysterio clothesline. Brian Kendrick strikes Mysterio. Kendrick hits a dropkick on Rey Mysterio. 1 - 2 - kick out. DDT from the top rope by Brian Kendrick....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - 2.999 DDT by Brian Kendrick. Mysterio blocks a kick from Brian Kendrick. Kendrick takes a rana from Rey Mysterio. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. DDT from the top rope by Rey Mysterio....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Mysterio hits a dropkick on Brian Kendrick. Rey Mysterio strikes Kendrick. Kendrick powers out of a headlock. Flying elbow from Brian Kendrick. Springboard dropkick from Brian Kendrick...that looked pretty cool. Brian Kendrick sets Rey Mysterio up in the corner. Sliced Bread #2! 1....2....3. Brian Kendrick offers a handshake to Mysterio...and he accepts it!
Swagger \ Jericho are backstage. I know i'm supposed to be reviewing this, but the phone rang, and i missed this segment. I think they They were on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Rated RKO. Didn't Hype Central die in ECW? Did no one tell them?
Chris Jericho vs Kane
Jericho gets smacked around like a bitch. Chop hits Jericho...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Kane with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Back elbow connects, Jericho staggers backward. Chris Jericho reverses a hip toss. Gut buster, Kane hits hard. Reverse DDT on Kane. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Chris Jericho misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Full nelson on Jericho...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Jericho counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kane takes a headbutt from Chris Jericho. Kane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Bodyslam by Kane. Kane signals for the Chokeslam! Jack Swagger comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Kane turns around. Jack Swagger drops Kane to the canvas. Jack Swagger quickly locks on the Ankle Lock! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Swagger! Kane goes on the rampage, firing off stiff shots to both Chris Jericho and Jack Swagger, who take the hint and swiftly leave the ring for their own safety.
Rated RKO are in the ring. Jericho \ Swagger come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at the next show. Rated RKO accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving.
Edge vs Undertaker
Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Spear by Undertaker. 1 - 2 - kick out. Edge reverses a waistlock. Edge hits some punches. Thrown slam by Edge. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Edge scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Bodyslam by Edge. Undertaker ducks a clothesline attempt. Spear by Undertaker. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spear! Edge is down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Rude Awakening on Edge by Undertaker. Undertaker uses a forearm to the face. Edge backdrops Undertaker out of a piledriver attempt. Back elbow connects, Undertaker staggers backward. Death valley driver by Edge, Undertaker got planted hard...that was cool. Jack Swagger just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Undertaker gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Edge takes some shots at Undertaker as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Jack Swagger has grabbed a chair. Edge walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Undertaker also takes a hard shot. Swagger has laid everybody out!
John Cena is walking backstage.
John Cena vs Randy Orton
John Cena hits some punches. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends Orton to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Randy Orton ducks a clothesline attempt. Bodyslam by Orton. 1 - 2 - kick out. Big piledriver on Cena. 1 - 2 - kick out. Randy Orton misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Orton walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cena walks into a trip. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Randy Orton scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Orton hits a piledriver on John Cena. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cena backdrops Randy Orton out of a piledriver attempt. John Cena moves in for the kill. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Chris Jericho comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Orton turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Chris Jericho has left Orton down and bloodied.
Abyss vs Triple H vs CM Punk vs Raven
Abyss fires off some right and left hands. Back elbow connects, Punk staggers backward. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. CM Punk pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag to Raven. Raven slams Abyss down. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Raven. Thrown slam by Raven. Abyss counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Abyss tags out to Triple H. Spear by Triple H. Running knee lift from Triple H. Raven reverses a Triple H hammerlock. Big clothesline on HHH. Powerbomb on HHH. Tag between Raven and Abyss. Big clothesline on HHH. Lifting DDT by Abyss. Abyss whips HHH into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Triple H floors Abyss, then signals for the Pedigree. Meanwhile, Abyss has something in his hands. HHH comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over.
Justin Gabriel vs Batista
Gabriel gets smacked around like a bitch. Justin Gabriel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Dropkick connects...Batista goes down like a skanky hooker. Batista reverses an irish whip...and Justin Gabriel runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Vicious kick to the teeth from Justin Gabriel. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Batista blocks a punch. Batista with a spinning neckbreaker on Gabriel. Batista hits a piledriver on Justin Gabriel. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Gabriel walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Justin Gabriel ducks a Batista clothesline. Super frankenthingy on Batista, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Batista, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Batista moves in for the kill. Batista Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Drew McIntyre comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Drew McIntyre spins Batista around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock! Batista has been left down on the canvas.
James Storm vs Kurt Angle
Angle gets slammed. Angle blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Cowboy takes a back suplex. Cowboy reverses an irish whip...and Kurt Angle runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Belly to belly off the top rope, Cowboy got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. Cover, but there's no one to count for Kurt Angle. Angle only gets knees on a splash. Big clothesline on Angle. Full nelson on Angle...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lariat, apparently Cowboy thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Angle pushes out of a James Storm hold. Spear by Kurt Angle. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cowboy blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. James Storm moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Last Call. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Brian Kendrick vs Rey Mysterio
Kendrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Rey Mysterio. Mysterio crushes Kendrick with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Brian Kendrick ducks a Rey Mysterio clothesline. Brian Kendrick strikes Mysterio. Kendrick hits a dropkick on Rey Mysterio. 1 - 2 - kick out. DDT from the top rope by Brian Kendrick....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - 2.999 DDT by Brian Kendrick. Mysterio blocks a kick from Brian Kendrick. Kendrick takes a rana from Rey Mysterio. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. DDT from the top rope by Rey Mysterio....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Mysterio hits a dropkick on Brian Kendrick. Rey Mysterio strikes Kendrick. Kendrick powers out of a headlock. Flying elbow from Brian Kendrick. Springboard dropkick from Brian Kendrick...that looked pretty cool. Brian Kendrick sets Rey Mysterio up in the corner. Sliced Bread #2! 1....2....3. Brian Kendrick offers a handshake to Mysterio...and he accepts it!
Swagger \ Jericho are backstage. I know i'm supposed to be reviewing this, but the phone rang, and i missed this segment. I think they They were on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Rated RKO. Didn't Hype Central die in ECW? Did no one tell them?
Chris Jericho vs Kane
Jericho gets smacked around like a bitch. Chop hits Jericho...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Kane with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Back elbow connects, Jericho staggers backward. Chris Jericho reverses a hip toss. Gut buster, Kane hits hard. Reverse DDT on Kane. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Chris Jericho misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Full nelson on Jericho...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Jericho counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kane takes a headbutt from Chris Jericho. Kane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Bodyslam by Kane. Kane signals for the Chokeslam! Jack Swagger comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Kane turns around. Jack Swagger drops Kane to the canvas. Jack Swagger quickly locks on the Ankle Lock! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Swagger! Kane goes on the rampage, firing off stiff shots to both Chris Jericho and Jack Swagger, who take the hint and swiftly leave the ring for their own safety.
Rated RKO are in the ring. Jericho \ Swagger come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at the next show. Rated RKO accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving.
Edge vs Undertaker
Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Spear by Undertaker. 1 - 2 - kick out. Edge reverses a waistlock. Edge hits some punches. Thrown slam by Edge. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Edge scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Bodyslam by Edge. Undertaker ducks a clothesline attempt. Spear by Undertaker. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spear! Edge is down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Rude Awakening on Edge by Undertaker. Undertaker uses a forearm to the face. Edge backdrops Undertaker out of a piledriver attempt. Back elbow connects, Undertaker staggers backward. Death valley driver by Edge, Undertaker got planted hard...that was cool. Jack Swagger just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Undertaker gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Edge takes some shots at Undertaker as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Jack Swagger has grabbed a chair. Edge walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Undertaker also takes a hard shot. Swagger has laid everybody out!
John Cena is walking backstage.
John Cena vs Randy Orton
John Cena hits some punches. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends Orton to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Randy Orton ducks a clothesline attempt. Bodyslam by Orton. 1 - 2 - kick out. Big piledriver on Cena. 1 - 2 - kick out. Randy Orton misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Orton walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cena walks into a trip. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Randy Orton scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Orton hits a piledriver on John Cena. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cena backdrops Randy Orton out of a piledriver attempt. John Cena moves in for the kill. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Chris Jericho comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Orton turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Chris Jericho has left Orton down and bloodied.
Abyss vs Triple H vs CM Punk vs Raven
Abyss fires off some right and left hands. Back elbow connects, Punk staggers backward. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. CM Punk pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag to Raven. Raven slams Abyss down. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Raven. Thrown slam by Raven. Abyss counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Abyss tags out to Triple H. Spear by Triple H. Running knee lift from Triple H. Raven reverses a Triple H hammerlock. Big clothesline on HHH. Powerbomb on HHH. Tag between Raven and Abyss. Big clothesline on HHH. Lifting DDT by Abyss. Abyss whips HHH into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Triple H floors Abyss, then signals for the Pedigree. Meanwhile, Abyss has something in his hands. HHH comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over.
Justin Gabriel vs Batista
Gabriel gets smacked around like a bitch. Justin Gabriel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Dropkick connects...Batista goes down like a skanky hooker. Batista reverses an irish whip...and Justin Gabriel runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Vicious kick to the teeth from Justin Gabriel. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Batista blocks a punch. Batista with a spinning neckbreaker on Gabriel. Batista hits a piledriver on Justin Gabriel. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Gabriel walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Justin Gabriel ducks a Batista clothesline. Super frankenthingy on Batista, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Batista, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Batista moves in for the kill. Batista Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Drew McIntyre comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Drew McIntyre spins Batista around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock! Batista has been left down on the canvas.
James Storm vs Kurt Angle
Angle gets slammed. Angle blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Cowboy takes a back suplex. Cowboy reverses an irish whip...and Kurt Angle runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Belly to belly off the top rope, Cowboy got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. Cover, but there's no one to count for Kurt Angle. Angle only gets knees on a splash. Big clothesline on Angle. Full nelson on Angle...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lariat, apparently Cowboy thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Angle pushes out of a James Storm hold. Spear by Kurt Angle. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Cowboy blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. James Storm moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Last Call. 1....2...3, it's finished.